Matt Stafford Getting His Swerve On

Detroit Lions #1 Pick and future multiple concussion victim, Mathew Stafford was caught on camera getting his swerve on on a party boat in his new town of Detroit. Apparently Mathew learned nothing from the trials and travails of the Minnesota Vikings who, if you remember back, had the same kind of fun on a party cruise. Only their's was filled with hookers and prostitutes.

You can say one thing about Stafford, he is no stranger to hot poot-tang. Click here to see Stafford's keg party with the hotties in the trailer park. Why do I have the suspicion that he's going to be involved in some type of scandal in the next couple of years. Call it a hunch.

The Nudge Staff

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