Lollipops

Lollipop, lollipop, Oooo thank you the creator of lollipops. Since your high school years, you can remember drooling all over your LaCoste polo shirt, gawking foolishly at the cuties working their aptly titled "Blow" pops. What man doesn't love seeing a classy lady working a lollipop furiously to get the "prize" at the end. I know I do. I mean I can't even read the definition of lollipop without giggling like a kid. "A lollipop, pop, lolly, sucker, or sticky-pop is a type of confectionery consisting mainly of hardened, flavored sucrose with corn syrup mounted on a stick and intended for sucking or licking.[1] They are available in many flavors and shapes" Hee hee heee....So guys next time the girl your with or bought for the day has a sweet tooth, get her a Dum Dum. Who knows that could be the first step to smacking her bum bum ..a thank you.

That's What She Said,

Mike Love

The Nudge Staff

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