Ass-Tabulous Party Time Fun Crap

Ass Party is usually something you wake up from after a full night of drinking and you can't remember what the Hell happened during the past twelve hours, all's you know is that you can't sit down for a week and going to the bathroom feels like a freaking volcano coming out of the number two hole. Or so I've been told (from a friend who shall remain nameless).

Either that, or what your new cell mates call your first night spending it on the cell block, which ain't fun.

What I wanna know is how you get into one of these Ass-Parties, they look like fun without all the painful side effects

The Nudge Staff

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