5 "Actresses" who need to go topless

This goes out to every Nudger or Nudgette who is tired of seeing thes fine, young, hot little actresses do crappy movies....with no endgame. I mean the money shot. Raise your hands if you've ever went so see any of the above in a movie because of their acting chops. No takers? Didn't think so. We want topless scenes. I don't care how brief. I just want something that I could pause on a DVD after a long work week. Here's a little resume of these thespians accomplishment and I strong urge you to argue me different.



















Christina Milian - 1)Bring it on: Fight to the Finish - Not even a sequel - Barely straight to DVD worthy 2) Ghosts of Girlfriends Past - Enough said

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Jennifer Love Hewitt - 1) The Tuxedo - Not even Jackie Chan Will Admit to being in this one
2) Heartbreakers - Peaked in 2001 - Time to remove the t-shirt

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Eliza Dushku - 1) Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - Just a hottie amongst other hotties 2) Dollhouse - TV- falling from film to TV is never good. Ill be surprised if the show isn't cancelled by the time you've finished reading this. Take off the top = getting back into "film"

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Jessica Alba - God do I love this girl - but she does not catch a break with this one.... from such classics as 2 Fantastic Four films (which is in talks to be re-booted with different actors), to Good Luck Chuck, to the Love Guru to the Eye....she takes the cake with bad movies... I'd pay double for a movie ticket if she'd just give me my $20 worth

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Elisha Cuthbert - She peaked at Old School .... but since has done such classics as House of Wax and Love Actually - Just do us the favor already

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So I think it's agreed. None of the above will ever win an Oscar. Hell, none will ever be nominated. They should all go the route of Halle Berre. Do a Monsters Ball type wild, and of course - naked sex scene...and you might just get nominated. I'm all for it. Until then, just keep posing in Maxim and settle for the "C" list...