I don't know who this guy is, but I suddenly want to kill him

It's coming out of Hollywood that the Hottest girl on Earth Megan Fox, has been seen hanging out with some dweeb who The Nudge has never heard of.

This guy might be famous for feeding starving children in Africa or inventing a new cold fusion energy resource. But it doesn't matter, he's just reached the new position of number one on the chart of people that I want to kill. Good luck Robert Pattinson, if that is your real name. Let's see how long your lucky streak is before it runs out. And if you do anything to hurt one hair on her, I'll be hunting you like wild game during a safari. oh yea, I'm international!

Megan Fox is reportedly dating Robert Pattinson. The "Transformers" actress -
who split from fiance Brian Austin Green last month - was spotted cozying up to
the "Twilight" star at West Hollywood's Palihouse hotel.

A witness said:
"They met up at the bar. They were both drinking - Stella Artois for Rob, merlot
for Megan. At first they were seated at a table, but then they switched it up
and sat on a couch for maximum closeness."

Megan, 22, and Robert, also
22, were both staying at the hotel, and were spotted at the bar together on a
subsequent evening.

A source said: "They were flirting, laughing and
drinking."