Shakira Single: Celebrities Announce Break Up's Interweb Edition

What is it with "celebrities" announcing their break ups online like it's crucial to the every day life of people throughout the world? Wait Shakira is single? Ohhh my dear heavens mergatroid, what ever shall I do?

Who cares? Maybe if I was a billionaire or lived down the street from her or if she actually reads her Facebook comments. Wait...Maybe she does. Nevermind. If you care enough to read her sob letter click here. I wouldn't. Enjoy.

That's What She Said,

Mike Love