The 5th Sign of the Apocalypse- Ochocinco Cereal

Often times in life I have been confused with a biblical scholar.  People come up to me all the time and ask, " Nudge, how much time do we have left here before God's wrath blows us all into oblivion?"  The usual answer  that I gave was that as long as Gary Coleman is around, we all have nothing to worry about.  See, Gary was what I like to call "The Second Messiah."  But since his sad passing, I've been on the lookout for all the signs of the apocalypse, just so that I know when I should commence the mayhem when we only have a couple of days left, (lookout Minka Kelly, I'm coming for you).

So I recently found out that Bengals overrated receiver Ochocinco is coming out with his own brand of cereal.  5th sign of the apocalypse folks. fifth sign.

One way or another, America has learned and is continuing to learn more about Chad Ochocinco off the field, and they’re finding out how great he is. Who wouldn’t want to share a breakfast table with him?”

The Cereal with honey nut toasted oats in Ocho-Cincos! A new breakfast cereal is about to hit store shelves and it is sure to be a hit with Bengals fans. Bengals coach Marvin Lewis said, "Not surprised. More exposure, gets his face out there. People can see it. I think Chad's hot right now, so he might as well make hay while the sun is shining. He's doing well for himself."

Chad Ochocinco is the king of everything in the media right now. The "Ocho-Cinco's" will go on sale in September $3 a box at local Kroger stores