These Two Are More Famous Than You!

Are things going your way? Are you feeling pretty good about where you're at in life? Think you're pretty cool and all the ladies adore you?.....Well, let me knock you down a peg or two here.

Everyone in the entire world thinks that these two girls are more important people than you are. Everyone that is except your Mommy and The Nudge. We both think you are wayyy cooler than Snooki and have a lot going for you. And by the way dude, you're Mom's a cougar. I'm totally going to bang her>