White Trash Reaction to American Idol Finale

Apparently, someone takes the American Idol Finale as serious as SKB (our absent female staff writer).  This woman takes the news that her beloved contestant lost the contest in the same way that she would probably do if she found out that her naked husband who sits on the couch next to her lost his last tooth.  This is America in a nutshell folks.  God bless the collapse of our economy and the fall of western civilization!