Michael Jackson Death a Hoax?

We at Beat By the Nudge consider ourselves to be an elite group of retarded Geniuses. The reason for this is not our vast knowledge of molecular physics or our abilities to defuse a bomb blindfolded. Nope.

We just happen to know that Michael Jackson is still alive. You laugh, but when your making your organic latte's in your kitchen and you hear the TV say, "Michael Jackson death a hoax", just know that we'll be there ready to say told you so.

This new site, that I can't stop going on, helps prove our point. Enjoy.

That's What She Said,

Mike Love

The Nudge Staff

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