He Just Wanted To Do Hood Rat Stuff With His Friends

This video is a little old, but just as funny as ever.  This 7 year old stole a car and went on a joyride with his friends, who smoke cigarettes.  His quotes are priceless. As in:
"Doing bad stuff is fun."
"I just wanted to do hood rat stuff with my friends."
"I think I should be punished, like not having video games for a week."
And the ever classic "Could my Mom pay for it"

Average cost to the U.S. taxpayers to house one felon in prison for one year: $40,000. 
He's seven now, you do the math.