Marisa Miller on America's Next Top Model

My girl Marisa Miller took time out of her busy schedule of getting paid to look like one of every man's three wishes if genies existed. The wish being that she would wear her birthday suit and walk around my apartment all day. The other two wishes include Derek Jeter and William Shatner.



I might have to just record this America's Next Top Model one of these days if this is what is going to be shown. Sure you have to sit through that popular trans gender model, Tyra Banks or whatever, in order to see Marisa Miller on a beach, but it might just be worth it. The girl is stunning and the pic she looks the best in is a candid one with no make up on with justttt a scooch of nip slipping hanging out (see top pic).

It's safe to say that as soon as Marisa showed up on the beach, after some fake smiles of course, the contestants were thinking, "Screw this bitch. Who does she think she is with those ribs and boobs". Well let me tell you if Chili's had that on the menu I'd be there every day. Enjoy the pics. Go Yankees.

That's What She Said,

Mike Love

The Nudge Staff

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