Forget Thanksgiving

Looks like something from the 99 cent porn rack...








I prefer the dark meat...







Now thats my type of Thanksgiving...






Traditional pilgrim attire...









Nothing like copping a feel for the holidays...



Let me start of by wishing you and yours a Happy Thanksgiving. Thanksgivings the time when family comes together, eat like slobs, while drunk uncles yell at the kids and throw up in the living room. Oh the memories. On that note, let me say...Forget Thanksgiving...you heard me. Forget it. That's the trend now-a-days anyway. We go from Halloween ---->> To Christmas....every year. Notice the Christmas songs and toy sales? The most Thanksgiving is good for is a card. Not even a card with 10 bucks from grandma....just a card. It's meaning has been forgotten. So lets just forget it entirely. It used to be 21 days of Christmas...but that monster of a holiday has crept its way into November...killing out beloved turkeys and pilgrims in everywhere. Seriously...whats the point...other then football? Even the outfits suck. We have a slutty version of EVERYTHING during Halloween...Slutty Elves and the classic "Mrs. Claus" on Xmas. I tried googling pictures regarding Thanksgiving...and all I got was turkeys. No girls, no nakedness....just turkeys. So here's a word of advice...start your Christmas shopping now... or lets make up another holiday to fill the gap. I'm just brainstorming here... but how about a new holiday that celebrates guns and boobies? Why not? But if you must...enjoy your "holiday". You're welcome and I'm out.

The Nudge Staff

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