Dr. Billie Piper

Seems like I have a "thing" for British chicks. So here's another hot one for you. She's famous to the Brits...but not so famous to us Americans (where it's more important...sorry). But she should be. This classy dame goes by the name Piper...thats Billie...and NOT Rowdy Roddy (who's shes constantly confused with).

Born in 1982 (she is kinda old) in Swinden, England, this scarlett started her career as....you guessed it...a pop singer. In 1999, Ms. Piper was nominated for 2 BRIT awards (think of them as the bootleg Grammys) and actually won 2 awards at the 1999 SMASH HIT Poll Winners' party. That's about it since she's never had a number 1 single...even in England...which makes it that much more pathetic. She's cute though...so I'll let it slide.

But hey, If for some reason you've been to England, or even watched the BBC, you might....just might, know her from the TV series Doctor Who, or as the prostitute Belle in Secret Diary of a Call Girl (which is obviously fiction because prostitutes don't normally look like her...especially in England).

Bad TV aside, she did appear partially nude and tongue kissed a girl or two...but I'm sure that she did so only because the "roll called for it." Yea...all chicks have a little lesbian in them...I'm fairly sure of it. So for now...enjoy the pics...and please...if you do "enjoy" these pics a little too much...do yourself the favor and don't get your "excitement" all over the keyboard.