Miranda Kerr Topless

Miranda Kerr Topless

Miranda Kerr was doing a photo shoot in the Caribbean a couple of days ago and whatta know, the puppy noses made an appearance. I saw the clip on TMZ and checked my computer hourly (ok. every 10 mins) to find the rest of these pics and now they have finally arrived.

Yet again I don't understand how certain guys scoop up certain girls. A guy who is an actor in kid's movies (Lord of the Rings/Pirates of the Caribbean) get's a piece of ashhhh like this (Chris Farley voice). Back in the days chicks like this were reserved for actors like Marlon Brando, Paul Newman, Jerry Lewis you name it.

What ever this Bloom guy is doing it's working. More importantly kudos to the intern who got fired for slacking on set and getting Victoria Secret back by posting hotter pics than they ever had. Who knows maybe they were filming a fourth installment of the Pirates of the Caribbean series, Pirate Eye of the Caribbean, ba dum dum.

***Thanks to our friends at Egotastic.com for the shots

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Mike Love

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