Horse Boat

Next time you think about buying a dog, think to yourself maybe I want to buy a girlie dog. Bypass the Rottweiler and pick up a pup that can fit in your man purse. For instance, that lovely lady above us if you don't know is Natalie Portman.

Now imagine yourself prancing down the block and having this in your arsenal when picking up "Sprinkles" poopies. "Ooo is that a Yorkshire Terrier. I absolutely love those dogs". The response, hopefully, should be, "You do?!" and just like that half the battle is done.



In addition, I'd like to put out there that the chick with the loose Little Miss Sunshine t shirt and slip on shoes has the potential to look like (see directly above) while lying on your mom's couch. So buy a teacup Pomeranian and who knows the sky's the limit. Better than buying that horse boat*

*Horse. Boat. A canoe built around a horse so you can go from riding to water travel without slowing down. Horse boat.

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Mike Love

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