Listen, I have other acts, trinkets and what-not

Since the college football is over, The Nudge is coming out of the box swinging, hitting the ground running, taking off with a vengence, shooting clowns at the circus..... you get the picture.

Viewer Beware- This is like Crystal Meth for a straight guy

After a while, your eyes start to blur up, and you can't see so good God Dammit